Maine usay dono hatho se uthaya - - -Usay Apne jism se lagaya - - -Usay agay le kar chala - - Apne bed k pas le ja kar side me . . . . . . TABLE ko rakh diya!

Usne sab k samne awaz lagai . . Mene awaz suni to usay pehchan liya . . Mene churi nikali . . Uski taraf tezi se badha. Aur bola khan Bhai! churi tez kardo!

AT 1st a little nibble-a slow & tempti lick,i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EDD...HOW DO U EAT URS

America aur karachi me sirf ek fark hai. America me log english bolte hain, Aur karachi me urdu. . . . . . . Paapi insaan tum kya soch rahe te.

I Am Missing U. I Am Missing U. I Am Missing U. Don?t Believe! See I Am On Journey And U R Not With Me, It Means U R Missing.

Secretly go2 some1 house at night. Open ur bag. Take out keys n try to open the door. Enter the room. Open the cupboard. Now open the drawer. Take out the money and jewelry. Open ur bag and put everything in it. Now quickly open the windows n run away! Guess what? . . . U can open things in the night!

Ur friend saw u cutting an apple with a knife. He became delighted n wanted 2 get it. He came close 2u while u were cutting, n suddenly said,"Return my knife!"

Did U Knw Dat Whn Sum1 Annoys U It Takes 42 Muscles To Frown But It Takes Only 4 Muscles To Extend Your Arm Out And Smack Dat Bastard In The Head :P ;->

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough When I don?t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, He is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative, When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating, When I make a mistake, You?re an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, He?s only human. When I am out of the office, I am wondering around. When my boss is out of the office, He?s on business. When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick. When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill. When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview When my boss applies for leave, It?s because he?s overworked When I do well, My boss never remembers, When I do wrong, He never forgets