Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what you are doing. He replied higher studies.

Teacher: what’s cyclone? Sardar: it’s the loan given to purchase a cycle.

An accident occurred, crowd gathered and a sardar reporter couldn’t get in. the clever sardar cried, my father, the crowd made way for him, but what sardar saw there was a donkey.

Sardar marries a girl and invited everybody except his parents. A friends ask the reason he replied did they invite me for their marriage.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!). What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.('T' silent!) Why can't Sardar dial 911? They can not find the eleven on the phone "Oh, look at the dead bird. "Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf. Man: how do you know? Sardar: I told I love her, but she told her chapels are new, girls are loose never fall into love.

Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.

Sardar drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.

Sardar puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.

How do you get Sardar on the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house.