Sardar standing near the door wife: why are you standing here? Sardar: i am going to hunt a lion wife: then do sardar: how can i go a dog is standing outside.

Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murghi lay gai. Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar si.

Officer to Sardar: tum ko airhostes ny thapr Q mara? Sardar reply: O yar us ki Qameez hip main phansi hue thi to main ne nikal de, Us ny ghussa kiya to main ny dubara under ghusa di.

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ... Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

Sardar celebrating 60th birthday. Guest: what's this bulb in place of candle? Sardar: it's difficult to put 60 candles on cake, so I put this 60 watts bulb.

A SardaR died God $ay$ to him ! Mein tenu jannat de$aan SardaR bola - - - - - Na jee Na - - - - - Mein tey HONDA hi le$aan:))

Pathan Or sardar sardar on ph: Hello (221714) pathan, Kia??? urdu mai bolo yara. sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum teen teen bhi ek sath choda

Sardar traveling 1st time in plane, going to Bangalore. While landing, he shouted ‘Banglore Banglore” Airhostess said: B silent. Sardar: ok anglore anglore.

A SARDAR passing thru a jungle, A ChuRRail stops him n says: HOO HOO HA HA Main ChuRRail hun. Sardar: Janta hun teri ik behan mere ghar bhi hai..

Judge: why are you arrested? Sardar: for shopping early. Judge: well, that’s not a crime. Anyway how early were you shopping? Sardar: before the shop opened.

Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket. Dealer gave 7 crores after deducting tax. Angry sardar: give me 10 crores, otherwise give my 20 rupees back.

Sardar ha twins he named Tara and Sitara, again twins he named Peter and Repeater, again twins he named Max and Climax, again twins finally he named Tired and Retired.

A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****). The first sardar replies, ' Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258

Sardar got computer job. first day he worked till night boss happy and asked what you did today? Sardar replied keyboard alphabets are not in order so, i rearranged it.

Sardar1: why are you running so fast? Sardar2: to deliver this letter urgently. Sardar1: where? Sardar2: no time to read the address. Sardar1: ok go fast.

Sardar are not fools take this example. Teacher: what do you call a person who cannot hear? Sardar: you can call him anything, because he can’t hear.

Sardar: my mobile bill how much? Call center girl: sir, just dial 123 to know your current bill status. Sardar: stupid, not my current bill my mobile bill.

Sardar calls Englishman for lunch, curd was served. Englishman asks what this is. Sardar did not know English. He explains milk sleeping in night, morning become tight.

Three sardar sleeping on one bed. They have not sufficient space for sleeping comfortable. I sardar go down to sleep on floor. 1 sardar said, now spaces available come back.

Once sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges around the tablets. do you know why? he wanted to avoid the side effects.