pathan ne maulana ko bohat maara, kisi ne pocha kyun maara. PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge, janat hamara bewi ka nam hai...

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!!!

PATHAN Was kissing a girl inside a car. POLICEMAN:Kia kar rahe ho.?? PATHAN: naZar nae a raha… POLICEMAN:Mera number kab ae ga? PATHAN:Is larki k bad..;

American pathan se : Hum chand par ja sakta hay. Pathan : To kia hua ham sooraj par ja sakta hay. American : Impossible Tum jal jao gay. Pathan : Hum pagal nahi hay ham raat mein jaiga

Air hostess 2 pathan: What do u want 2 take? Pathan: Hamare liey TAVEEZ wala CHAE lao. Air Hostes:Abey akhrot ki aulad! Woh taveez nahi TEA-BAG hai.!

Pathan Or sardar sardar on ph: Hello (221714) pathan, Kia??? urdu mai bolo yara. sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum teen teen bhi ek sath choda

Aik shakhs hospital main ro raha tha... Pathan: ro keon rahay ho? Admy: Blood Test Krana ha Ungly Katany paray ge... Yeah sun k Pathaan bhe ronay laga... Admy: Tum keon ronay lagay??? Pathan: Main na Peshaab Test krana tha.

1st PATHAN: ye bacha tumhara kya lagta hai 2nd PATHN: ye mera door ka bhai hai 1st: door ka main samjha nahi 2nd:iske aur mere darmiyan 26 behan bhai aur hn!

Friend: Oye tu to doctor kay pass janay wala tha na? Pathan: Yaar kal jaon ga aaj mera tabiyat kharab hai.

Pathan’s wife during sex:ah ah dagha da lora da pish pish oee pishhhhhhh... Pathan:oye aisi awazai mat nikalo khochi hamara peshab nikal jaega...

Pathan ki bivi ka ashiq Pathan; yaar aaj maine apni bivi ko kisi aur k sath cinema jatay hue dekha. Dost;tou un k pechay kyun nahi gae. Pathan:Yar maine wo film 4 dafa dekhi hoe thi.

pathan:Aaj meri juma ki namaz nikal gai, 2nd pathan:wo kese? 1st: Imam sahb bole mobile of kar den, me to ghar par chor kr gya ta jab off kr k aya to jamat nikal gai.

PATHAN:MOLVI SAHAB KYA WAZU K BAGAIR NAMAZ HOJATI HAI? MOLVI:NAHI HOTI PATHAN: HOJATI HAI YARA. MOLVI:O BHAI NAHI HOTI. PATHAN:MAINEY KHUD PARH K DEKHI HAI.

Pathan ne Pathar tortay huwe achanak Qalabazi khai Supervizer bola: Khan dobara karo Hum 1000 Rs dega Pathan:Tum Lakh b do hum dobara Lun pe Hathora nahi mare ga.

pathan apni girlfrd ke saath date per gya aur Ahista se bola: Mere dil main ek baat hai magar kehte huey ghabrata hun.. tum gussa kerogi: Girl nahi karongi ab keh bhi do kia baat ha. Pathan: tumharay pass Naswar hai?

Pathan ne apne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k bazar me agaya! 1 admi ne puccha: Khan sab. kia darwaza bechna hay? Pathan:Nahi yara,Tala khulwana hy

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain. Ali: Khan g kia hua. Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!

Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya, aur apni bv aur apne apko marne ka faisla kia. Usne Apni kanpati pe gun rkhi aur bv ko bola, Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai!

Pathan. Me tmhry lye sub chor dunga Grl: Ami Abu Pathn: yes Grl: Khana pina Pthn: Yes Girl: Apny frndz Pthn: yes Girl: Naswar Pthn: Baji chalti phrti nazr Aao.

Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Pathan: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone