In a park two lovers eating chips by looking into each others eyes. Boy: dear what are you thinking at this moment? Girl: I think you are eating more chips than me.

Today is a day of smart people, so send this msg to someone who looks smart. Please don't send back to me. I already got 2, 86,952 msg. I know this is first msg for you.

Define girlfriend: A person who changes every habit in a boy and after a year says now you are not like before, you have changed a lot, I hate you.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Men's always needs a beautiful wife intelligent wife caring wife loving wife adjustable wife cute wife but law allows only one wife.

Think well work well study well sleep well play well put your mobile inside the well because you are not msg me well.

Hi stupid, how are you stupid, how is your work stupid, Hey stupid S-Super T-Talented U-Unique P-Person I-In D-Demand

When you feel life is boring don't forget to call me and i will call you and hold your hands and we will go for a walk on a river bridge i will show you where to jump.

Seven rules to be happy 1. Never hate. 2. Don’t worry. 3. Live simple. 4. Expesct little. 5. Give a lot. 6. Always smile. 7. Tell my name 100 times daily.

What is peak of poverty? When miss universe is ready to kiss you for only 2 rupees and you have only 1.75 rupee.

When ever I miss you- I will read your sms. When ever I want to see you- I will just close my eyes. When ever I want to here your voice- I will throw stone on dog.

Judge: do you accept that you stole the money from him? Man: no my lord, he only gave me. Judge: when did he give you? Man: when I showed him the knife.

Everybody wants someone special someone nice thoughtful someone honest someone cute someone perfect someone attractive but i cant be present everywhere.

Think different do different make different achieve different speak different then only you can go to mental hospital.

Never forward a sms from a friend to anthoer friend if your friend knows your other friend your friend who is a friend of your other friend might have already sent that sms to his friend who is your friend and other friend is the one to whom you should not forword what your friend sent you and your friend bcause your friend already got it from your friend who is your friend ok dont cry now.

When words are not enough to express your feelings.. dont think you are in love you just need to join a english speaking courses..!

Love is a life. Life is a wife. Wife is a knife. Knife is a cut to our freedom life.

Life is five star 1st star is sslc girl, 2nd star +2girl, 3rd star is college girl, 4th star is wife and top star is wife sister.

Why boys spend so much time on much improving their looks and their minds? Because they know that girls are stupid, but not blind.

If you want to be winner in life and want to become a great person listen to what your girlfriend says and do the opposite.