Rah na pao gy kbhe bhula kr dekh lo Yakeen ni aata to azma kr dekh lo Har jaga mehsoos ho ge kami humare Apne mehfil ko kitna b saja kr dekh lo

A Frnds Luv sayz: If yu evr need any thing, Ill be there." Tru Love sayz: You will nevr need anything; I will be there."

U r so beautiful, gorgeous and faithful... It is a pity that I dont like animals!!!

Why do males fart more often than women ? Bcoz women dont keep their mouth shut long enough 2 build up the pressure..

I do not swear, I do not smoke & I dont drink! Oh damned My cigarete has fallen in my glasss of beer ...

On the door of a toilet..Some people come here 2 sit nd wnder, I come here 2 shit like thunder!

Dis iz yr bosss: "Yu r allowed to read the newspaper during the working hrs and certainly dnt misss the job addds."

Females r just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of da stork.

If yu hav ur pictures where u look old, keep them. In twenty years u can prove that u have not changed a bit

When r u really full of confidence? If u fart having diarrhoea.

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

You know wen u were really 2 fatty? Wen u were on da beach & Greenpeace carried u back 2 da sea.

Will we play the hulk 2gether??...I ll b tall nd strong nd u green and ugly

Yu r soo beauty ful, sweeet n faith ful... Its a pity dat I don't lik animals!!!

I think u r ugly n stupid, u r a real pain in da ... Wait a moment.... ohh no, I do have the rite no...